Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, April 24, 2017

Crows and clocks

crows and clocks,
clatter in the kitchen
from my husband ...
how active the world is
while I'm inclined to slumber

GUSTS, spring/summer 2017

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Tanka Prose

Registration

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap … Sturdy, manicured nails striking keys. So far, she's asked me three questions to do with my personal information—basically, if it's still correct. "Yes, Yes, Yes," I've responded. The tapping goes on interminably. Why, I have no idea. Elbow on desk, I rest my chin in my palm.
tick tick tick
who am I anyway?
the most I do
in this sterile space
is take a few more breaths
Then more questions—what's a good emergency contact number, if I have a living will, who my next of kin is—the same questions I've been asked a multitude of times before, followed by more tap-tapping on the keyboard. And eventually, she generates a thin plastic wristband to ID me during my brief stay, a stack of papers I must initial and sign (including one reminding me this is a smoke-free facility), and a stapled document I'm supposed to take home (a candidate for the shredder).

Twelve minutes of my life, gone. Not to mention the eighteen or nineteen minutes of wait time beforehand. To think I'm here only for a routine procedure.
fingernails
painted the color
of the sea ...
deeper, deeper my feet
in imaginary sand
________________

Contemporary Haibun OnlineJanuary 2017, vol. 12, no. 4

Thursday, February 23, 2017

INFJ

INFJ,
four letters that ID me ...
Myers and Briggs,
bet you didn't know
I'd paste them on my forehead

Ribbons, Tanka Cafe (theme: "Self-identity"), fall 2016

I'm kind of borderline in the last two test categories (not the first).

Friday, February 17, 2017

Papers, cards, letters

papers, cards, letters 
crammed in every cranny 
of their house … 
I unearth a clipping, 
How to bust a litterer
 

Frameless Sky, issue 5, fall 2016

I took possession of that clipping. And if my desk weren't so cluttered, I might be able to find it.

Friday, February 3, 2017

The blueness

the blueness
at this altitude—
before takeoff
I read my horoscope,
your head might be in the clouds …

—Frameless Sky, issue 5, fall 2016

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Announcement: KYSO Flash HTP Contest Results

Recently, I received the surprising news of winning first place in the HTP Contest, a joint haibun and tanka prose competition administered by Clare MacQueen, editor/publisher extraordinaire of the innovative KYSO Flash online journal. To read my piece, "Approximations," as well as the other winning entries plus the semifinalist and publisher's choice entries, follow this link.

For commentaries by Matthew Paul, judge, follow this link.

Many thanks to Clare and Matthew!

Monday, August 22, 2016

Touring homes

touring homes 
under construction— 
the freedom 
to step right inside
our neighbors' closets

Atlas Poetica, 18, Summer 2014


Friday, May 20, 2016

Strolling the streets; the shift

strolling the streets
of the happiest place
in America ...
had I remembered
I would have worn a grin

San Luis Obispo, California, USA, August 2013
—Skylark 2:2, winter 2014

It actually was a happy place. I'd happily visit again!

the shift
in my disposition
when I notice
that train is carrying
The Greatest Show on Earth

~railroad crossing, Waller County, Texas, USA
—Atlas Poetica, 20, January 2015

A long, sleek, spotless train, no graffiti. As an adult, I tend to be a little bothered by the notion of circuses (some might say "The Cruelest Show on Earth"?). Yet for a few moments, I felt something magical as that train transported me back. 

Note: Earlier this month, performing elephants were officially retired from the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus, ending a 145-year tradition.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Tanka Prose

Something in the Air
by Janet Lynn Davis (prose) and Susan Burch (tanka)

I catch myself staring at the cracks in her thickly applied pink lipstick. Then it happens. Something from somewhere lands in one of my eyes, aggravating a contact lens and as per usual triggering a mini-waterfall. 

At the eleventh hour, just as I need to get serious about my required research paper, my Freshman English instructor, via swift strokes with her red pen, presses me to switch to a more-traditional (aka stodgy) topic. That's why I'm now sitting here in her dank little office behind the classroom: to assert myself. 

In a flash, her face freezes as she no doubt notices the waterworks. “Okay. You can go ahead with it,” she sheepishly acquiesces. “I was only afraid things would get too psychological for me.” With that, she officially approves my original topic: Why People Laugh.   

This probably wasn't the first time tears saved me. I run with it.            

I blink my eye 
to get a lash out—
the married guy
sharing the elevator
winks back at me
                
____________________

Authors' Note: For those unfamiliar with U.S. university curriculums, "Freshman English" refers to a first-year English literature and composition course (or courses).
Haibun Today, vol 9 no. 2, June 2015

Thanks to fellow poet Susan for working on this with me. Was fun to do! By the way, what I write about here (the prose) really did happen.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

The assortment

the assortment
of birthday cards
he gives me,
one from each side
of his personality

red lights, 4:2; Take Five, vol. 1 (2008)

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Nestled

nestled 
in succulent leaves, 
a sign: 
Don’t water the plant 
It needs a dry spell 

office building, Magnolia, Texas, USA
Atlas Poetica, 20, January 2015

No dry spells here. It seems the rains just don't want to cease; we're way above average monthly rainfall totals. Our wet-weather creek at the back has probably run over. And to think that for two or three years earlier in this decade we were in "exceptional drought" mode!

Thursday, February 12, 2015

How deftly; in love; 20-some years









how deftly
you maneuver the chopsticks—
with fork in hand
I study your routine
as if you were a gymnast

—I think this was published (2007?), but I can't figure out where

in love
over vegetable curry
I can’t stop staring. . .
this brown rice
isn’t one bit mushy

—Simply Haiku, Autumn 2006


20-some years
of knowing each other
we choose mild
for the heat level
of our chana masala

—Fire Pearls 2 (an anthology by Keibooks), 2013

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Wild pansies

wild pansies
infiltrate
her perfect garden—
lanky, jagged-leaved,
grins on their faces


A Hundred Gourds, 3:4, September 2014

Here in southeast Texas, pansies may survive the winter, but cottontail rabbits seem to love the taste of the blooms. 

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

It's pretty

it’s pretty
she says while showing me
the sparkling
little gold trinket
she’ll glue inside my mouth

—Atlas Poetica #14, March 2013


Friday, June 6, 2014

A gift

a gift
of lion earrings
from the suitor
who kept insisting
I was a mouse

red lights, Vol. 10, No. 1, January 2014

Friday, May 30, 2014

"Cartoon" haiga: to woo me






















—haiga published in Prune Juice, issue 11, Nov. 2013
"to woo me" first published in Fire Pearls 2, 2013

artwork courtesy of friend Karen A. Smith


Wednesday, March 19, 2014

My next home and other house tanka

Below, several poems from the first half of my tanka career, most of them written and published at different times. Grouped together, I believe they almost form a sequence. Of course, in a deliberately written sequence, I hope I wouldn't have two brand-news and five houses or homes. ;) (And of course, years after the fact, I see an edit or two I perhaps should have made.)

my next home,

built among lean pines ...
thinner
and thinner the desire
to make a name for myself

squinting,

I imagine it ...
our rustic home
sprouting up
through winter ryegrass

our brand-new

home site and, already,
some visitors ...
in the sandy loam
fresh tracks of deer

half the rooms
accidentally
painted yellow—
a sin that I can't take
this much cheerfulness?

the time we spend
choosing our new front door
as if nothing else
much matters
but entrances and exits

up high

inside the porches
of our new home
wasps and daddy longlegs
all settled in before us

brand-new house
and yet another leak—
the puddles
I've been sloshing through
on my way to contentment

—"my next home," Tanka Splendor Awards 2007; "squinting," Landfall: Poetry of Place in Modern English Tanka (anthology), 2007; "our brand-new," Nisqually Delta Review, Winter/Spring 2007; "half the rooms," Simply Haiku, Winter 2009; "the time we spend," Ribbons, Fall 2008, and Take Five (anthology), Vol. 1, 2009; A Pebbled Shore (TSA 2009 members' anthology); "brand-new house," Simply Haiku, Winter 2009.

Wouldn't you know it, but after all that effort in choosing a door (long story), the builder gave us the wrong size door, with no apologies.




















Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Postage stamps

postage stamps
with LOVE swirled in red—
the mail clerk
asks if it's okay
to use them on my letters

Fire Pearls 2, 2013

True story. She seemed to want to get rid of those stamps. So, yes, I allowed her to put them on my letters, and I bought a few additional ones to take home. I thought it was very considerate of her to ask, lol. Here's one:











And this marks the end of the second annual "Love Month" at twigs&stones.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Strolling through

strolling through
the holiday market
each year
the array of delights
delighting us less

—A Hundred Gourds, December 2013


With this tanka, I'm stretching out the holidays a bit! (AHG asks that you wait at least 40 days after they've published your work before you share it again with the world.) I can find it hard to let go of Christmas anyway; my tree and other stuff often are up well into January.